dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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