Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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