You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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