I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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