He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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