Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You can't just leave with hair like that
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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