It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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