so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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