garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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