yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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