I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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