Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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