I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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