Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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