dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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