so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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