Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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