I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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