there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
