the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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