is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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