I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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