So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
