She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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