Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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