You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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