SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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