Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
