Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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