yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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