Only a mothe r could love this liver
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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