love makes seman taste better
Life is so much better after having sex.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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