what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
