Its about making memories worth repressing
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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