Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just sucked dick on a ferry
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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