you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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