dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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