discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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