okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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