i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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