We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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