we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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