ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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