I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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