Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
