I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she peed on how many people?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
