You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Randomize
