yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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