They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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