I wanna passion pit in your ass
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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