whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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