I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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