if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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