I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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