You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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