Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
jump out the window naked night went bad
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