Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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