btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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